In the last few weeks I have been really down about losing everything on my Alien Trucker site. That and a lot of other things in my life right now have given me the phoney excuse to say fuckitall. Let the Alien Trucker unload at his final delivery point and just turn in the keys. Kick back in the Barcalounger and drive the mindless teevee with a lot of bonghits. Maybe watch with the volume down and crank the Grateful Dead on the stereo. Just let life, and our world slip by without comment.
But NAH! Apathy and inaction is not the kind of trucker I ever was. (In my carreer of driving I was never late…even if the shipper delayed me.) I drove in violation of the driving time rules more than once to keep my reputation as a reliable driver with my dispatcher. They don’t call log books “story books” for nothing.
I caught short naps when I was just too sleepy to drive instead of sleeping the recommended time. I had the radar detectorsjammers and a big C.B.radio to keep track of the bears so I could go as fast as possible. The mechanics at the home shop were always giving me a few more MPH on the governor so I could crank out the miles in less time. More miles meant more money in my pocket as well as theirs. (don’t tell anybody, they could get in trouble) They call drivers like that “cowboys” or in the case of refrigerated load drivers, “chickenhaulers”. I choose to think of myself as a maverick.
My definition of a maverick is one who breaks the rules for ones own benefit. The rule breaking benefits others who matter to the maverick but rarely does good for the general public and society. For example the Hours of Service laws made for truckdrivers were for the public saftey. A tired driver can be less attentive or even go to sleep making him or her cause a life threatening accident. If the trucker is hauling Haz-Mat loads they could pollute the local water supply if the accident caused a spill. (did you know tankers of Coca Cola syrup have to be placarded as Haz-Mat? The stuff is so caustic it kills enviromental purity and destroys plant and animal life.) Thats why there are so many federal and state regs on truck drivers. Rules to keep the public safe are broken daily by thousands of these maverick big truck operators.
A maverick in our society has always been looked up to by the downtrodden masses. Usually a politician or lawman they were seen as hero’s who bent the rules to help the constituents in their locality. Kinda like the old westerns where the bad guy was the mean old banker and the sheriff made up some new law to release the hold on the poor farmers from the clutches of the banker.
In our new era of mavericks though we have seen a turn from the old definition to one who only thinks of themself and how the lawbending will benifit only them and the rich around them. My comparison of the trucking companies I drove for and the political scene are relevant…at least to me. I was breaking the rules for my own benefit…like Sarah has been judged in Alaska. But unlike her my benefit was not only for my families happiness. I did make more money but so did the company that employed me. The mechanics also benefitted with a free lunch and a few bucks in their pocket when they went home that evening. The receivers of my load benefitted as well. If the chicken is delivered on time it makes it to the store shelves in time for you to get it on your dinner table this evening. Everyone is “better off” because I broke a few rules and drove more miles and hours to make it that way. Right?
Probably not.
Vengeance is not a benefit to anyone. Not the “maverick” who gets the trooper fired. Not the formerly battered spouse. Not the kids who have a smaller amount of child support because daddy got fired. Not the citizens who are less protected by the police because a cop lost his job. And definitely not the general population of Alaska or the rest of the US.
We need people who don’t feel they are above the law in personal matters just because they hold office. Our president and vice president don’t need to be seen as mavericks. They should never hold bending and breaking the law as a good thing. The “Maverick” label McClone wraps himself in is so very far from the military man image he tries to simultaniously project are oxymoronic (moronic at least). The military is about serving the country without question and following ALL of the rules. So should holding public office. Especially the highest office in our country.
Maverick truckers endanger public safety for their own benefit so it makes sense that maverick politicians do as well.
So I am climbing back into the drivers seat of this big rig to insanity and have one destination in mind. I will drive as many hours as it takes to try to defeat the maverick presidency before it starts. No matter how many laws I have to bend.